MCA #1- Saturday morning

[thatwaslucky]

After yesterday, Rey figured the packages would stop, or at least just taper off a little.

This is because Rey was still underestimating just how obnoxious Friday night was going to be.

Also as she had no context for what was delivered today she was just kind of staring at the fringed leg lamp in something between horror and confusion and wondering why.


[Can be open! This is your whole next week, folks.]

Comments

[defenderofdesmoines]

super important question: did you get a weird lamp in the mail today?

And hello from Iowa!

[thatwaslucky]

WHY

So that would be a yes!

[defenderofdesmoines]

believe it or not, totally a Xmas thing. it's from a movie.

Seeing the movie honestly would probably not help.

[thatwaslucky]

A leg lamp

And then,

For Christmas

She might actually have to watch this movie now.

[defenderofdesmoines]

there is no way to explain w/o seeing the movie but yeah. people'll think it's funny.

Actually, in this crowd, probably about half the people would be as confused as Rey.

did the box it came in have 'FRAGILE' on the side? because that would be hilarious.

[thatwaslucky]

it just said Amazon

[defenderofdesmoines]

disappointing.

Followed by an incredibly unhelpful it's a MAJOR AWARD.

[thatwaslucky]

It was also disappointing how this all looked like crazy talk to Rey.

youre taking this major award home after the party

Was it inappropriate to have a leg as a lamp when you were dating someone who was missing theirs? Let's not find out.

[defenderofdesmoines]

I will put it in my window, proudly.

And take it down in January, probably, but still.

the mom in the movie is just like you, btw. she also doesn't get how great it is.

[thatwaslucky]

that's probably because it's a leg lamp

Then, Is there anything else I should be expecting?

[defenderofdesmoines]

did the lights get there yet? there's also a drink thing and maybe some decorations.

Lord only knew what constituted 'some' decorations.

[thatwaslucky]

I got some lights.

She didn't know if that was all the lights, to be honest.

what drink thing?

[defenderofdesmoines]

this drink thing.

Accompanied by an Amazon link.

for the punch!

Accompanied by literally every drink emoji.

[thatwaslucky]

that seems resins ale!

Followed by *reasonable

She was fine with the drink thing!

[defenderofdesmoines]

oh and I ordered cups too for the drinks.

Like a lot of cups. Like maybe more cups than there were people on the island. Just to be on the safe side.

I think that's it?

She was probably forgetting something.

[thatwaslucky]

So this should be stopping soon?

Unless of course they forgot something!

[defenderofdesmoines]

yes. unlike my gratitude, which is neverending. Sparkle emoji, just because!

They were almost certainly forgetting something. Though the leg lamp was probably the weirdest of all the stuff Annie had ordered, at least?