Beach House, 2nd floor- Maldives- Wednesday morning

[thatwaslucky]

Rey was actually having a really great trip so far, largely because being able to get into a giant body of water without worrying about dying opened up options.

So in some ways, what she woke up in might have come in handy, aside from the fact that she was not leaving the room in it. Not that she realized that. Mostly what she was realizing when she started waking up was as that it was kind of itchy.


[For that guy who's allergic to color!]

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[witchoftheflesh]

Adrian had not yet woken up, tucked around Rey, and completely unaware how very terrible everything was going to be when he did.

This was the flippers' fault. Somehow.

[thatwaslucky]

Rey absently scratched at her shoulder, and realized after a sleepy second that she had not gone to bed in a tank top. She opened her eyes to look and see- because she had been in Fandom a very long time- and then startled a little when she saw the pineapple boobs.

Sorry, Adrian.

[witchoftheflesh]

In her defense, the phrase 'pineapple boobs,' however they were being applied, did seem like something very startling.

But it did have him sleepily opening one eye to look at her. "Rey?" he asked, voice still thick with sleep. "Everything okay?"

No, Adrian. No it wasn't.

[thatwaslucky]

"Uh," she said, looking over at him. "Either Fandom is doing a thing or I've been sleepwalking and insane."

[witchoftheflesh]

Okay, that got him opening his eyes. "...Both explanations would explain why we're suddenly in a spaceship," he noted, sitting up and looking around. "But if it's insanity, it's catching."

And then he looked at her. "Wait, what are you wearing?" And down at himself. "What am I wearing?"

[thatwaslucky]

Rey also sat up, and looked down at him. Maybe a little too fast because she had to ask, "Wait, what are those?"

[witchoftheflesh]

"Am I wearing--?!?" A closer look and in tones of incredible relief he replied, "Surfboards. Those are surfboards."

Listen 'having no shame about the human body' was not the same thing as being comfortable wearing swimtrunks with dicks on them in front of random people.

[thatwaslucky]

It would garner quite a few questions.

"Okay. Good," Rey said, sounding a little relieved, because that she probably would have gotten questions about it, too. "All right, well, I'll be wearing something besides this today."

Good luck!

[witchoftheflesh]

Adrian, remembering his run-in with 'aggressive Fandom whimsy' from earlier in the year, raised his eyebrow at her. "I've noticed that when we magically get clothing put on us in our sleep, it tends to...linger," he said.

[thatwaslucky]

"You don't think we can take these off?" Rey asked.

[witchoftheflesh]

"Well, the hats, the onesies...those are all immediately replaced," Adrian pointed out. "And even if you can take it off, I'm not sure you'll be able to put anything else on. But hey!" He smiled at her. "Why guess when we can test, right?"

[thatwaslucky]

"Happily," she said, and because there was no graceful way to take a one-piece swimsuit off in bed, she got up, which was also the first clear view anyone could get of the bottom of the suit.

[witchoftheflesh]

Adrian coughed. Because that sure was, uhh...

Look, he'd been all set to appreciate the view but then the view was...that.

[thatwaslucky]

"What?" Rey asked, frowning, and looked down. (The suit gave the impression of more of a chest than she actually had, which was a little unfair.)

And then, "Why."

[witchoftheflesh]

Not that his opinion had been sought, but Adrian thought Rey's chest was delightful just as it was, thank you.

"That's certainly a design choice," he said, making small choking sounds as he tried not to laugh.

[thatwaslucky]

"All right, if this is your reaction, I'm definitely not going out in this," she said, like there was ever a chance that she would.

[witchoftheflesh]

"Oh, I don't mean to make you feel self-conscious," Adrian said, laughter stopping as he sat up abruptly. "It's just, well--" Okay, how to put this? "I don't think you'd like the attention the design would get, but also, you should wear anything you want, including that, and I'll have your back with every step."

[thatwaslucky]

That was oddly touching when, again, faced with pineapple boobs.

"Thank you. But I still think I'll spare you having to support me on this one," she said with a little smile.

[witchoftheflesh]

Adrian did look a little relieved at that. Pineapple boobs. He leaned over and gave Rey a kiss on the temple. "If it turns out that the bathing suit stays on, I'll run down to breakfast and get you anything you want and bring it back up here," he promised.

[thatwaslucky]

She raised an eyebrow. "Even in those?"

They were barely surfboards.

[witchoftheflesh]

"Even in these," he said. "...And possibly one of those nice resort bathrobes."

[thatwaslucky]

"Assuming they still exist," she said, but she was smiling. "And if the bathing suit doesn't stay on?"

[witchoftheflesh]

He curled a smile. "I could order room service. Later."

[thatwaslucky]

"Because if they do come off," she said, "it could make it very difficult to leave today."

Probable robes, sure, but she wasn't bringing those up.

[witchoftheflesh]

"I'm sure we could find something to do instead," Adrian said. "We're creative people."

His words, even his tone were innocent. His smile? Not even a little.

[thatwaslucky]

Ugh, that smile.

Rey tried to pull down one strap of the suit down her arm, and was very thankful that it actually moved. Oh nooo how terrible, staying in the room. "Good sign."

[witchoftheflesh]

Hey, if Rey wanted to draw this out, nice and slow, this Witch of the Flesh wasn't about to stop her.

"Promising start," he agreed, eyes steady on her. "Let me know if you need help," he added. "You never know with these weird magic bathing suits."

Sure, Jan.

[thatwaslucky]

Eyes not leaving his, she said, "I would love your assistance."

The way she said it sounded dirtier than she intended. But she also intended it.